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		<title>Dear Diary&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 04:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<title>Rollerblades&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2012/01/27/rollerblades/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eliza doolittle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rollerblades]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know you say you&#8217;re ready to change But I need to get it down on paper It&#8217;s in your face you&#8217;re ready to blame The first guy in line to catch the train I&#8217;ll save your seat &#8216;Cause you don&#8217;t stand for what you preach See you with a broken string, tell me what&#8230;]]></description>
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<p align="left">I know you say you&#8217;re ready to change<br />
But I need to get it down on paper<br />
It&#8217;s in your face you&#8217;re ready to blame<br />
The first guy in line to catch the train</p>
<p align="left">I&#8217;ll save your seat<br />
&#8216;Cause you don&#8217;t stand for what you preach</p>
<p align="left">See you with a broken string, tell me what you really mean,<br />
Do you know what you want?<br />
While beating up on yesterday, I was on my rollerblades<br />
Rolling on moving on</p>
<p align="left">It&#8217;s time to take the time to create<br />
&#8216;Cause you&#8217;re running late the doors are closing<br />
So tip your hat and you might get back<br />
Whatever you need is up ahead<br />
This train won&#8217;t stop for anybody to get off</p>
<p align="left">See you with a broken string tell me what you really mean<br />
Do you know what you want?<br />
While beating up on yesterday, I was on my rollerblades<br />
Rolling on moving on<br />
See you with a broken string tell me what you really mean<br />
Do you know what you want?<br />
Do you know, oh no</p>
<p align="left">We got to run with it<br />
It will get better<br />
And that leaves we&#8217;re stuck together<br />
Make your mind up<br />
Know what you need to say before you shout at me<br />
So take your seat &#8217;cause standing only wears out feet</p>
<p align="left">See you with a broken string, tell me what you really mean<br />
Do you know what you want?<br />
You&#8217;re beating up on yesterday, I was on my rollerblades<br />
Rolling on, moving on<br />
See you with a broken string, tell me what you really mean<br />
Do you know what you want?<br />
Beating up on yesterday, I was on my rollerblades<br />
Rolling on, moving on<br />
Do you know what you want?</p>
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		<title>Random Acts Of Kindness…</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2012/01/21/random-acts-of-kindness-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pearls Of Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[actsofkindness.org]]></category>
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Pass it on! *** Give a flower * Eat lunch with someone new * Listen with your heart * Visit a sick friend * Clean a neighbor’s walk * Offer a hug * Give an unexpected gift * Make a new friend * Pick up litter * Say &#34;hello&#34; * Call a lonely person * Open a door * Help carry a load * Plant a tree * Pass a kindness on * Buy someone's meal * Cheer up a friend * Thank a teacher * Give blood * Read to a child * Do one kind act every day * Leave a thank you note * Offer your seat * Tip generously * Be tolerant * Let another go first * Bake cookies for emergency workers * Tutor a student * Give a compliment * Pay the next driver’s toll * Lend a hand * Give a balloon to a child * Offer a ride * Celebrate the day * Respect others * Encourage a child * Walk a dog * Do a favor * Forgive mistakes * Drive courteously * Share a smile *** www.actsofkindness.org" width="450" height="771" hspace="0" vspace="0" border="0" /></span></a></center></p>
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		<title>Scars Left Behind&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2012/01/11/scars-left-behind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pearls Of Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bullying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pearls of wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying, and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper, and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it, and really mess it up, but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper,&#8230;]]></description>
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<p align="left">A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying, and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper, and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it, and really mess it up, but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out, and look at how scarred, and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said they were sorry, and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bullys another child, they may say they’re sorry, but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children, in the classroom, told her the message hit home. Pass it on, or better yet, if you&#8217;re a parent or a teacher, do it with your child/children.</p>
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		<title>Make Some Beautiful Music&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2012/01/09/make-some-beautiful-music/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2012/01/09/make-some-beautiful-music/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Click the squares to select them, and press the space bar to clear them all&#8230; Enjoy!]]></description>
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<p align="center">Click the squares to select them, and press the space bar to clear them all&#8230; Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Business Cat&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2012/01/05/business-cat-6/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2012/01/05/business-cat-6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 04:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cats]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[business cat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
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		<title>Happy New Year!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2012/01/01/happy-new-year-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 05:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[happy new year]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neil gaiman]]></category>

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<p><center><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d0QIt1EOGo" target="_tab"><img src="http://www.theshaffers.org/graphics/blog/neilgaiman_newyearswishes.jpg" alt="neil gaiman new years wishes..." width="525" height="800" hspace="0" vspace="0" border="1" /></a></center></p>
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		<title>Gateway Drug&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/12/30/gateway-drug/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 09:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[harry potter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[and I&#8217;m a huge Harry Potter junkie&#8230;]]></description>
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<p><center><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0545162076/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=noplliho09-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=0545162076" target="_tab"><img src="http://www.theshaffers.org/graphics/blog/hpgatewaydrug.jpg" alt="Harry Potter…" width="320" height="480" hspace="0" vspace="0" border="0" /></a></p>
<p align="center">and I&#8217;m a huge Harry Potter junkie&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Remember&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/12/26/remember-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 10:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<title>Santa Morgan&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/12/17/santa-morgan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/12/17/santa-morgan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 10:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Morgan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[morgan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[santa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yule]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Morgan&#8217;s teacher sent us this picture of him at school, and I dressed it up a bit… He&#8217;s wearing his sunglasses, and his pair of acoustic ear muffs, as well as a borrowed santa hat. The sunglasses are worn because he likes them, and the ear muffs so loud noises won&#8217;t bother him. He frequently&#8230;]]></description>
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<p align="left">Morgan&#8217;s teacher sent us this picture of him at school, and I dressed it up a bit… He&#8217;s wearing his sunglasses, and his pair of acoustic ear muffs, as well as a borrowed santa hat. The sunglasses are worn because he likes them, and the ear muffs so loud noises won&#8217;t bother him. He frequently wears his ear muffs around the house, and doesn&#8217;t have a problem with hearing us talk, unless he doesn&#8217;t like what we&#8217;re saying, though they really do muffle noises well.</p>
<p align="left">As you can see, he&#8217;s all excited about Yuletime being here… All his presents have arrived, and will be wrapped the night before the Solstice like they always are. Thankfully he&#8217;s not like I was, as a child, the night before Christmas, staying up wicked late because of how excited I was, then waking up at the crack of dawn. Though he does wake up well before Pookey, or I, wake up, he&#8217;s good about not opening any of his presents until we drag our sorry asses out of bed. It&#8217;s such a joy watching him open them, and I wouldn&#8217;t want to miss it for the world. This time of year is such a magical time, especially looking at it through the eyes of a child.</p>
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		<title>Best Wishes&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/12/09/best-wishes-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[happy holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[happy new year]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions&#8230;]]></description>
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<p align="left">Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all&#8230;</p>
<p align="left">&#8230;AND a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only &#8220;AMERICA&#8221; in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.</p>
<p align="left">(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Opera, Doc?</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/12/08/whats-opera-doc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 10:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<title>Remember&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/11/27/remember-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 12:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<title>78 Cats&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/11/13/78-cats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 08:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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<p> <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' />   <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />   <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /> </center></p>
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		<title>Tibee Cat&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/10/30/tibee-cat-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 08:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<title>What Is An Intactivist?</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/10/16/what-is-an-intactivist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 07:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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<p align="center"><font size="3"><a href="http://www.jewsagainstcircumcision.com/" target="_tab">www.jewsagainstcircumcision.com</a><br />
<a href="http://www.mothersagainstcirc.org/" target="_tab">www.mothersagainstcirc.org</a><br />
<a href="http://www.circumcision.org/" target="_tab">www.circumcision.org</a><br />
<a href="http://www.noharmm.org/" target="_tab">www.noharmm.org</a><br />
<a href="http://www.nocirc.org/" target="_tab">www.nocirc.org</a><br />
<a href="http://www.cirp.org/" target="_tab">www.cirp.org</a></font></p>
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		<title>Rest In Peace Steve Jobs&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/10/06/rip-steve-jobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To The Crazy Ones Here&#8217;s to the crazy ones. &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; The misfits. &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; The rebels. &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; The troublemakers. &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; The round pegs in the square holes. &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; The ones who see things differently. They&#8217;re not fond of rules. &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them,&#8230;]]></description>
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<h2 align="center">To The Crazy Ones</h2>
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<p align="left"><font size="3">Here&#8217;s to the crazy ones.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The misfits.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The rebels.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The troublemakers.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The round pegs in the square holes.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The ones who see things differently.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">They&#8217;re not fond of rules.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; And they have no respect for the status quo.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them,</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">About the only thing you can&#8217;t do is ignore them.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">Because they change things.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">They invent.  &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;  They imagine. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;  They heal.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">They explore. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;  They create. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; They inspire.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">They push the human race forward.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">Maybe they have to be crazy.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Or sit in silence and hear a song that&#8217;s never been written?<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?<br /></font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">We make tools for these kinds of people.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">While some see them as the crazy ones,<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; we see genius.</font></p>
<p align="left"><font size="3">Because the people who are crazy enough to think<br />
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; they can change the world, are the ones who do.</font></p>
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<h1 align="center">Think Different</h1>
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		<title>Different&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/09/30/different/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 15:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sleep it off again Don&#8217;t remember when started Failing to communicate Will it see like I&#8217;m in half-hearted? There&#8217;s not much to explain When I&#8217;m so in my head The stronger the theme The less you will need To hear it from me To know what I am trying to say Sorry if I don&#8217;t&#8230;]]></description>
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<p align="left">Sleep it off again <br />
Don&#8217;t remember when started<br />
Failing to communicate<br />
Will it see like I&#8217;m in half-hearted?</p>
<p align="left">There&#8217;s not much to explain<br />
When I&#8217;m so in my head<br />
The stronger the theme<br />
The less you will need<br />
To hear it from me<br />
To know what I am trying to say</p>
<p align="left">Sorry if I don&#8217;t see you<br />
Mind me if my eyes cross you<br />
Keep in mind I&#8217;m not here<br />
I&#8217;m a different zone</p>
<p align="left">Sorry if my words hurt you<br />
Wish I knew the time to lie to you<br />
Keep in mind I&#8217;m not here<br />
I&#8217;m from a different world</p>
<p align="left">Wait till I&#8217;m unique<br />
I&#8217;m a light in the making<br />
My wisdom will strip you down<br />
Can&#8217;t believe all the risk I&#8217;m taking</p>
<p align="left">There&#8217;s still so much to learn<br />
And things you haven&#8217;t heard<br />
I want you see beneath everything<br />
You&#8217;re no different than me<br />
No matter the language we speak</p>
<p align="left">Sorry if I don&#8217;t see you<br />
Mind me if my eyes cross you<br />
Keep in mind I&#8217;m not here<br />
I&#8217;m from a different zone</p>
<p align="left">Sorry if my words hurt you<br />
Wish I knew the time to lie to you<br />
Keep in mind I&#8217;m not here<br />
I&#8217;m from a different world</p>
<p align="left">Ahhh ahh ahhh ahhhh ahhhh</p>
<p align="left">Sorry if I don&#8217;t see you<br />
Mind me in my eyes cross you<br />
Keep in mind I&#8217;m not here<br />
I&#8217;m in a different zone</p>
<p align="left">Sorry if my words hurt you<br />
Wish I knew the time to lie you<br />
Keep in mind I&#8217;m not here<br />
I&#8217;m a different world</p>
<p align="left">Sorry if my words hurt you<br />
Wish I knew the time to lie to you<br />
Keep in mind I&#8217;m not here<br />
I&#8217;m a different world</p>
<p align="left">Keep in mind I&#8217;m not here<br />
I&#8217;m from a different world…</p>
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		<title>This Made Me Cry&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/08/19/this-made-me-cry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 05:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you try your best, but you don&#8217;t succeed When you get what you want, but not what you need When you feel so tired, but you can&#8217;t sleep Stuck in reverse And the tears come streaming down your face When you lose something you can&#8217;t replace When you love someone, but it goes to&#8230;]]></description>
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<p align="left">When you try your best, but you don&#8217;t succeed<br />
When you get what you want, but not what you need<br />
When you feel so tired, but you can&#8217;t sleep<br />
Stuck in reverse</p>
<p align="left">And the tears come streaming down your face<br />
When you lose something you can&#8217;t replace<br />
When you love someone, but it goes to waste<br />
Could it be worse?</p>
<p align="left">Lights will guide you home<br />
And ignite your bones<br />
And I will try to fix you</p>
<p align="left">And high up above or down below<br />
When you&#8217;re too in love to let it go<br />
But if you never try you&#8217;ll never know<br />
Just what you&#8217;re worth</p>
<p align="left">Lights will guide you home<br />
And ignite your bones<br />
And I will try to fix you</p>
<p align="left">Tears stream down on your face<br />
When you lose something you cannot replace<br />
Tears stream down on your face<br />
And I&#8230;</p>
<p align="left">Tears stream down on your face<br />
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes<br />
Tears stream down on your face<br />
And I&#8230;</p>
<p align="left">Lights will guide you home<br />
And ignite your bones<br />
And I will try to fix you</p>
<p align="left"><a href="http://www.coldplay.com/" target="_tab">Coldplay</a> &#8211; <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000TDYPHW/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=noplliho09-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=217145&#038;creative=399373&#038;creativeASIN=B000TDYPHW">Fix You</a></p>
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		<title>This Tickles My Funnybone&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/08/07/this-tickles-my-funnybone-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2011 05:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t Paint Me&#8230;]]></description>
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<p align="center"><font size="5">Don&#8217;t Paint Me&#8230;</font></p>
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		<title>Love&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/08/05/love-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 06:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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<p> <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' />   <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />   <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /> </center></p>
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		<title>Note To Self&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/07/31/note-to-self/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 05:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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<p> <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' />   <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />   <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /> </center></p>
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		<title>Situations&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/07/30/situations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 05:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[flying scotsman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via]]></description>
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<p> <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' />   <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />   <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /> </center></p>
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<p align="left"><a href="http://flyingscotsman.tumblr.com/post/3878521006/the-perfect-advice-for-any-situation" target="_tab">Via</a></p>
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		<title>Over Vs Under&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/07/27/over-vs-under/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 06:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I prefer over&#8230; Under is just wrong.]]></description>
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<p align="center">I prefer over&#8230; Under is just wrong.  <img src='http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>The Funny Side Of Autism&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/07/25/the-funny-side-of-autism/</link>
		<comments>http://www.theshaffers.org/announcements/archives/2011/07/25/the-funny-side-of-autism/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 03:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Autism]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[morgan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(Direct Link To Video) The Funny Side Of Autism]]></description>
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