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- My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE…
- My mother taught me RELIGION…
- My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL…
- My mother taught me LOGIC…
- My mother taught me MORE LOGIC …
- My mother taught me FORESIGHT…
- My mother taught me IRONY…
- My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS …
- My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM…
- My mother taught me about STAMINA …
- My mother taught me about WEATHER…
- My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY…
- My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE…
- My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…
- My mother taught me about RECEIVING …
- My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE…
- My mother taught me HUMOR…
- My Mother taught me about my ROOTS…
- My mother taught me about ENVY…
- My mother taught me about JUSTICE…
If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.
You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!
Because I said so, that’s why.
If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.
Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.
Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.
Shut your mouth and eat your supper.
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!
You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.
This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.
If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out…
Just wait until we get home.
You are going to get it when you get home!
If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.
Do you think you were born in a barn?
There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have a wonderful mother like you do!
One day you’ll have kids… and I hope they turn out just like you!

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