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Year To Date Statistics On Airport
Pat Down Screenings From The TSA*


Terrorists Discovered: 0
Transvestites: 133
Hernias: 1, 485
Hemorrhoid cases: 3, 172
Enlarged Prostate: 8, 249
Breast Implants: 59, 350
Natural Blondes: 3

* Posted in a break room at an airport.




Average Wait Time Per City


Seattle: 14:53
Los Angeles-LAX: 15:00
Denver: 16:00
Phoenix: 10:00
Chicago-ORD: 7:00
Atlanta: 4:40
Miami: 6:29
New York-LGA: 5:30
Boston: 2:00
Washington-Reagan: 7:49


Official Stats From TSA...


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