When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
Who made you sad
Like a spider monkey
Jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
Whatever is choking you.

When you smile,
I will know you are
Plotting something
That I must be involved in.

When you’re scared,
We will high tail it out of here.

When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be until you
Quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

When you are confused,
I will use little words.

When you are sick,
Stay the hell away from me
Until you are well again.
I don’t want whatever you have.

When you fall,
I’ll pick you up
And dust you off–
After I laugh my ass off!!

This is my oath…
I pledge it to the end.
‘Why?’ you may ask;
because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants:
Everyone can see it,
But only YOU
Can feel the true warmth.