Archive for September, 2009

A Note Of Caution…

Sep 22nd

Posted by Ash in Humor


An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.”

“Why?” asked somebody from the audience.

“I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the expert explained. “She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.

One day I told her, ‘Honey, why don’t you try carrying several things at once?’”

“Did it save time?” the guy in the audience asked.

“Actually, yes,” replied the expert. “It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten.”

Pet Peeve Number 23…

Sep 19th

Posted by Ash in Ash

WILFORD BRIMLEY Publicly mispronouncing Diabetes since 1999.


Yes!!! I HATE how this guy pronounces diabetes!!! Whenever a Liberty Medical commercial comes on I either pause the TV, then quickly fast forward throught it, or change the channel because he annoys me so damned much. I have no idea why it bothers me so much, it just does.


Heed Them!!!

Sep 18th

Posted by Ash in Humor

Bathroom Tips For Men...


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