July, 2009

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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your […]

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Only one more month until Morgan goes back to school… But who’s counting??? 😉 Average Rating: 4.6 out of 5 based on 172 user reviews. [ | | | | ]

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You never feed me. Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face. That will show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. I need a new toy. Tail of black dog keeps good time. Pounce! good dog! good dog! The rule for today. Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New […]

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